People magazine invites the Most Equal Comrade and Mrs. Food Desert to indulge in a little race-baiting

It didn't take much prodding from the checkout line staple for the First Tyrants to turn on the spigot:

In a new interview set to be published in People magazine on Friday, Barack and Michelle Obama discuss a number of race-based topics, including the deaths of Michael Brown and Eric Garner, as well as their own experiences with what Obama calls small racial “irritations.”

“There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys,” President Obama told People, in a 30-minute interview conducted Dec. 10.

There will be some commentary from black conservatives about this, I'm sure.

Then there's Food Desert's traumatizing experience at Target:

“I tell this story — I mean, even as the first lady — during that wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf,” Obama said. “Because she didn’t see me as the first lady, she saw me as someone who could help her. Those kinds of things happen in life. So it isn’t anything new.”

"Vulgar" doesn't do these people justice.