Prepare to have your coffee shoot back through your nose - today's edition

The leviathan state has found a particularly insidious way to sink its claws into the skulls of fourth graders at East Prairie School in Skokie, Illinois.  A social-studies homework sheet tells them that government is like family:

A concerned parent forwarded the homework assignment to TheBlaze. The worksheet asks the following questions:

1. How does your family keep you safe?

2. How does the government keep its citizens safe?

3. How does your family keep you healthy?

4. How does the government keep its citizens healthy?

5. How does your family help you learn and become educated?

6. How does the government help its citizens learn and become educated?

7. What kind of rules does your family have for you?

8. What kind of rules does government have for its citizens?

9. How does your family punish you when you break the rules?

10. How does government punish citizens who break the law?

The superintendent for the school district thinks this is perfectly innocuous.