What are you doing with the remaining microseconds as they tick away?
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Why you always want to scrutinize the labels on the glasses one more time and pick up the one that says "fruit juice" and not the one that says "hemlock"
The Most Equal Comrade let loose with a doozy on John Stewart's show tonight. Bet some relatives of those killed in Benghazi will be chiming in on this one.
Bill Clinton ridiculed Mitt Romney's debate performance while campaigning for Obama at a stop in Las Vegas.
Said Clinton:
I had a different reaction to that first debate than a lot of people did. I mean, I thought, “Wow! Here’s old Moderate Mitt. Where you been, boy, I missed you all these last two years!” But I was paying attention these past two years. And it was like one of these Bain Capital deals where, you know, he’s the closer. So he shows up, doesn’t really know much about the deal and says, “tell me what I’m supposed to say to close.”
Now the problem with this deal is, the deal was made by Severe Conservative Mitt. That was how he described himself for two whole years. Until three or four days before the debate they all got together and said, “hey Mitt, this ship is sinkin’ faster than the Titanic…but people are still frustrated about the economy, they want it fixed yesterday, so just show up with a sunny face and say I didn’t say all that stuff I said for the last two years. I don’t have that tax plan I’ve had for the last two years, you gonna believe me or your lyin’ eyes here? Come on. What are you doin’?” And if I’d been the President, I might have said, “well, I hate to get in the way of this, I missed you.”
He will have a great retirement, amongst his people. Rich and richer too, of course.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling he'll still be bugging us by setting up some kind of foundation per Billy Jeff the Zipper.
ReplyDeleteHe might be an improvement over Jesse & Al. I think Bill Clinton coulda beat Romney this election. Shove that up Rush's formerly pie hole!
ReplyDeleteBill Clinton ridiculed Mitt Romney's debate performance while campaigning for Obama at a stop in Las Vegas.
ReplyDeleteSaid Clinton:
I had a different reaction to that first debate than a lot of people did. I mean, I thought, “Wow! Here’s old Moderate Mitt. Where you been, boy, I missed you all these last two years!” But I was paying attention these past two years. And it was like one of these Bain Capital deals where, you know, he’s the closer. So he shows up, doesn’t really know much about the deal and says, “tell me what I’m supposed to say to close.”
Now the problem with this deal is, the deal was made by Severe Conservative Mitt. That was how he described himself for two whole years. Until three or four days before the debate they all got together and said, “hey Mitt, this ship is sinkin’ faster than the Titanic…but people are still frustrated about the economy, they want it fixed yesterday, so just show up with a sunny face and say I didn’t say all that stuff I said for the last two years. I don’t have that tax plan I’ve had for the last two years, you gonna believe me or your lyin’ eyes here? Come on. What are you doin’?” And if I’d been the President, I might have said, “well, I hate to get in the way of this, I missed you.”
Read more: http://www.towleroad.com/2012/10/clintonmitt.html#ixzz29mypueIA