The Squirrel-Hair campaign: a case study in chaos

First, the breaking news: Paul Manafort is resigning as campaign chair.

Now, let's check out what Ben Shapiro has to say about Steve Bannon:

Bannon is a volatile figure, as I can attest from having known him for years — I was editor-at-large at Breitbart from 2012 to March 2016, and worked as a member of the top editorial team until late 2013. There are few people who have dealt with him who haven't been on the receiving end of a fully blue tirade over some nearly meaningless issue. He fancies himself a media Svengali, but has utilized celebrity politicians and pundits to push forward his own career, rather than vice versa. 

He's ambitious, he's mean as hell and he's willing to run roughshod over anyone to achieve his agenda.

Some of that might be a positive in a campaign honcho. Politics is bloodsport, and Bannon knows that — he was always fond of calling his political allies "honey badgers," as in the YouTube video that proclaims "honey badgers don't give a s---."

But when it comes to advising politicians, Bannon isn't likely to steer Trump toward victory.

That's because Bannon has made his bones riding the latest political horse until the horse collapses beneath him, then leaping to the next one.

Bannon's career in right-wing politics began to gain steam after he hooked up with former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) and made a documentary touting the Tea Party; he then parlayed that into a new documentary with former GOP Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, whom he pressed forward as a legitimate political contender up until the point she collapsed into self-parody; he used the Palin connection to make friends in the highest level of the conservative movement; he offered free office space to Andrew Breitbart, then made a documentary starring Breitbart about the Occupy Wall Street movement; when Breitbart died, Breitbart's business partner offered Bannon the chairmanship of the company; he then used Breitbart as a poker chip to ingratiate himself with the Trump campaign.

There is no evidence that at any point, Bannon was a voice of moderation, or that he ever provided well-aimed critiques aimed at bettering those with whom he worked.

Bannon's a career enabler who has spent enormous quantities of time and energy devoted to ingratiating himself with major figures, then playing off them for his own benefit.

So, what's in it for Bannon? Well, if Trump wins, he's a genius: the man who saved the Trump campaign from itself, the master political whisperer. He'd presumably be White House chief of staff, and those he considers enemies could begin preparing their annual IRS audits.

If Trump loses, Bannon can always play the same game he's played before: convincing politicians with whom he works that he was on their side, and that they can work together. It's no coincidence that The New York Times reported Wednesday that Trump has "quietly explored becoming involved with a media holding."

What does Trump get out of all of this? He gets the feeling of comfort, of approval. As Wisconsin radio host Charlie Sykes put it, "Trump's campaign has now entered the Hospice Phase. He knows he's dying and wants to surround himself with his loved ones. #BreitbartCEO."

Ouch.

But, you see, Squirrel-Hair, being the seriousness-challenged sort that he is, isn't going to get too worked up about his political death:

There's sad truth to that: Trump wants to go out on his own terms. And those terms will be fully Trumpian. Which means that Trump will get Trumpier. The "let Trump be Trump" angle always attracted Trump, since he's a narcissist. Now he'll get to play out his fantasies with Bannon screaming "that's genius!" in his ear every few hours.

Never mind what happens to the Republican Senate and House. This campaign has been Trump's plaything, and he'll play with it until the batteries go dead.

I may try to tune in to Laura's daily informercial for a few minutes just to see how she's spinning the latest development.

I know this: she and Sean and Michael Walsh look more foolish by the minute with their Never-Trumpers-are-moral-cowards pose.

Nope. Squirrel-Hair is not my guy. Never was, never will be.