Students at Bard College: Please tyrannize us

Whooooeeee.  Just about the time you thought you seen the ultimate confluence of chilling and ridiculous, along comes something to top it:

Students at Bard College in New York’s Hudson Valley are hoping to turn their peers and faculty into ‘social justice warriors’ through mandatory seminars and adjustments to the school’s curriculum. 

Flyers depicting a raised fist accompanied by information about a petition to “expand social justice education” at the private liberal arts college were hung across campus earlier this week, according to a post by user postmodern_cereal on Reddit.

A Bard administrator confirmed the flyer's authenticity in an email to Campus Reform. The petition's origins are unclear; the Google Doc does not list any contact information, nor does its poster. It is also uncertain how many students have signed the petition as signatories have to login with a Bard e-mail username and password.

According to the student-led petition, Bard should instill "cultural competency" in its student body. The petitioners define cultural competency as “an interdisciplinary understanding of social justice issues and the analytical lenses through which to critically view them.”
The petition outlines five proposed institutional changes that include adding a mandatory social justice orientation to Bard’s introductory “Language & Thinking Program,” requiring that faculty attend social justice training, changing first-year students’ curriculum to incorporate “literatures of the broader world,” and creating a sophomore social justice seminar.
“We hope to integrate learning and discussion about social justice into the fabric of Bard’s academic mission and teaching philosophy by examining courses, requirements, and curricular experiences that promote or avoid certain worldviews,” states the petition.

And guess what these latte-sipping jackboots were inspired by?  The protests in Ferguson, Missouri, themselves sparked by a false narrative.

Just what are the nuts and bolts of this curriculum they want imposed on themselves?

Beginning with adjustments to Bard’s “Rethinking Difference” requirement, the petitioner’s hope to enact a policy that would require administrators to meet annually with students involved in the school’s Multicultural Diversity Committee (MDC) and Educational Policies Committee to discuss class syllabi and potential changes to the curriculum. Petitioners believe this would ensure that classes remain “relevant and intelligible for students” and “emphasize the link between curricula and contemporary life.”
The second proposal—a mandatory social justice training for first-year students—would teach students how to understand “privilege, agency, oppression, [and] microaggressions;” discuss social justice with peers and faculty members; and recognize the “importance of gender identity and pronouns,” among other tutorials. The mandatory training would take up a full-day of students’ orientation and be facilitated by upper-level student and alumni volunteers.
A similar, but separate training proposed for Bard’s faculty would invite scholars in fields related to social justice to encourage faculty and staff to initiate conversations about diversity, recognize and address microaggressions in class, and “make their teaching relevant to particular social justice issues.”
In addition to incorporating social justice training in first-year students’ orientation, petitioners also proposed changing Bard’s first-year curriculum to integrate literature that isn’t “part of a dominant, so-called ‘Western’ canon.”
“At the very least, the curriculum should emphasize topics of dominance, resistance, difference, and diversity,” states the petition.
The proposal for a sophomore level social justice seminar would require students 1to attend a minimum number of “lectures, workshops, screenings, or other events” as part of a “social justice series” graduation requirement beginning in the 2015-2016 academic year.

 

Yessir, if I had a smart teenager and a hundred or so thousand dollars, I'd sign him or her right up for this place - not.