But could the Diane of 2007 have foreseen this level of infantile living?
Exactly. Are you going to let a chimpanzee - a species known to tear the face off a human being - be the first creature to handle your precious child? Perhaps if you've bought into the warped understanding of the spiritual basis of reality known as New-Age-Ism.
This story brings in all the toxic aspects of the death of our civilization: The pregnant lady has a "partner." She's had a "journey." She sees "nature" as having a "healing" power.
But dolphins have such sleek shapes, such smooth skin, those upturned corners of their mouths that surely indicate human-like joy!
Hope all goes well, ladies, but I really hope you're not initiating a trend.